Filmography of SRK

He is cute,
He is sweet,
Without him,
Bollywood is incomplete!!

This is a story about a Delhi guy who started his ordeal as a FAUJI. As a fauji, he adored his ARMY very much & was very adroit in dealing with the KING UNCLE - the gangmaster of the TRIMURTI mafia.

Once he happened to meet the ENGLISH BABU DESI MEM couple & their beautiful daughter. He fell in love with her & went to PARDES to get the CHAAHAT of her life. From a BAAZIGAR, he became a DEEWANA. He was having this in his mind that his friend RAJU, BAN GAYA GENTLEMAN after he fell in love. He was expecting the same CHAMATKAR to happen with him. He knew that DIL AASHNA HAI & so tried to woo her in all possible ways. He told her once that,''Whenever I see u KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI''. At this, she got furious and slapped him. Then, she went off with her boyfriend GUDDU.

He got very depressed & went to a pub with three of his friends - KARAN ARJUN & ASHOKA. They tried to console him in all possible ways. They told him that,''Stop being a DEVDAS. Lets go back to India. In India, you'll find many such MOHOBATTEIN. You are full of JOSH & there is no dearth of girls in our India. Stop thinking DIL Se & use ur brains. CHALTE-CHALTE you'll find many.'' He was listening to all this but at the same time he was thinking too. After a pause, he replied,''Do u all think that I've DARR in my heart of not getting any girl in my life? Hey! Its not so. I know I'm the BADSHAH & can easily make any girl dance to my tune. But this girl - she is too sweet to forget. U know, DIL TO PAGAL HAI!! Moreover, KABHI HAAN KABHI NA happens in every love-story. RAMJAANE what my ANJAAM will be. But, I am declaring it tody - DILWAALE DULHANIYA LE JAAYENGE.''

Next morning, he went to the girl & told her,''This world is a KOYLA. In life, there is KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM. I am the only one who can share all that with u forever. I can become DUSHMAN DUNIYA KA for u. ZAMANA DEEWANA cannot understand my love for u. PHIR BHI DIL HAI HINDUSTANI & an Indian heart falls in love only once. OH DARLING YE HAI INDIA ka munda & he is all urs. YES BOSS, I love u. Just be mine.''

The girl became very emotional on hearing these mushy dialogues. She hugged him & they lived happily everafter.

- Nidhi Khetawat